The Crazification Factor

Thanks to Nicole for posting a link to this script on FB:

Tyrone: (shrugs) Probably right, then. Speaking of Obama, I need to get t-shirts printed up to sell.

John: I can do that on the web. What do they say?

Tyrone: Don't You Dare Kill Obama

John: How about Don't You Dare Kill Obama (... and we know you're thinking about it)

Tyrone: Niiiiice.

John: Or You Kill Obama and WE WILL BURN SHIT DOWN

Tyrone: Even better. Nobody wants their shit burned down.

John: Glad to help.


Full conversation - it's a doozy.

That's the first time I've ever used the word "doozy." I'm not even sure how to spell it. Man, William Safire dies and everything just falls apart, doesn't it?