I and some co-conspirators have decided, in honor of the World Cup, that we shall make vuvuzelas the new all-encompassing term, a la "smurf." Join us, won't you?Here are some examples to get you started:
Bartender, I'd like a vuvuzelas but can you make it with vodka instead of gin?
I'd call in sick but my boss will go completely vuvuzelas.
I think it's the integration of vuvuzelas that really made Bill T. Jones's choreography in Fela! Tony-worthy.
It's unbelievable - both Home Depot and Wal-mart are out of vuvuzelas - how am I supposed to finish this landscaping in time for the 4th of July?!
Go ahead, updated your Facebook status.
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With the whole world enduring a drastic vuvuzela downturn we must cap interest rates, create more jobs, end poverty and fight through these dark times. So our vuvuzela can be strong once more.
ReplyDeleteBut don't you agree that our vuvuzelas currently in office are too passive to effect real change?
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think that these organized Vuvuzelas are just brainwashing people. People need to have their own individual relationship with thier personal Vuvuzela...
ReplyDeleteITS WORKING!! From Gawker today: "South African woman ruptures throat in vuvuzela contest," reports Agence France-Presse. Before we knew what "vuvuzela" meant, that sentence about a lady in Cape Town would've been funny..
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