Porn!

I'm watching "Porn: The Business of Pleasure" on CNBC. I guess that's better than just watching porn, because I'm learning something. Wait -- I mean, because it's still polite to watch in my living room when my roommate's home.

They mentioned this thing called The Cambria List -- it's from some 70s court case about which porn goes too far. So I Googled it and OMG it is ridiculous! I can see where they're coming from on a few things, but "no male/male penetration" and no "black man/white woman themes" is more offensive than most of what's wrong with the porn industry to begin with. Check out the full list here.

In related news, I found out at my birthday dinner that even my more conservative friends watch porn regularly, which I think is great. I'm thinking of adjusting my investment portfolio. Sex, after all, always sells.

In other related news, whoever stole my iPhone last Saturday, please do not read my text messages.