Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Alaska Breathes a Collective Sigh of Relief

You all should have heard by now that Ms. Sarah Palin suddenly quit her job last Friday. Why? She didn't say. What she did say, in her eloquent prose, was that to stay would be to give up. And to quit would be the right thing. Wha?

The press thinks this is either a) a bail out after a rough year, or b) a gear-up for a more national presence. All signs from her ridiculous popularity-hungry personality point to (b), which should make the other 49 states as nauseous as I feel at the thought of having to look at her and hear her stupid "speeches" for yet another season.

But I think it's c) she's gotten some offer for a big famous thing, like hosting her own 700 Club or something. She just craves the attention too much to get out of the spotlight without another, bigger spotlight waiting.

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