Shocking, I know.
This post by my favorite Jezebel is hilarious.
"Even though single people's strong preference for President Obama could tip the election away from the GOP, Romney campaign needn't fret. The election's still four months away, and there's still plenty of time to nominate a running mate that will appeal to single women — Channing Tatum wearing glasses, perhaps, or the song "Call Me Maybe" (what do you mean the constitution doesn't allow politicians to nominate musical compositions for office? Stupid activist court system)."
Well, I suppose if the GOP can make a VP out of Christian Bale making me dinner while reading me O Magazine and queuing up the latest ep of True Blood, I could sway right.
Then again, probably not.
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
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Person of the Week: Hugh Atkin
Labels:
campaign,
mitt romney
Who apparently has infinite hours to spend editing. Check out his genius:
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
The Mayoress Makes Some Resolutions for 2012
Labels:
barack obama,
campaign,
election,
mitt romney,
self-actualization
Can you believe it, dear constituents? It's not only a new year, it's an election year, and will mark the fourth year of Meet the Pressler. How the time does fly, much like a soaring bald eagle in the opening credits of The Colbert Report.
I swore in 2008 that a) if the Republicans won, I would move out of the country for a year, or b) no matter who won, I would be out of here for the 2012 election cycle. I was just too exhausted from the emotion, involvement, and constant news onslaught of '08.
But here we are, it's 2012, and I don't plan on leaving the country (disregard the fact that I am currently out of the country). So, in accordance with keep my sanity and yours as we enter Obama v Romney (prediction!), here are my three 2012 resolutions to you:
1. I'm going to stay more objective. Not because I am - barring any major revelations, I'm voting for Obama, let's just get that out of the way (more on why later). But rather than get emotional about it...
2. I'm going to go all pundit on your ass. Opinions backed up by sorta facts but mostly other opinions! But for serious, if I distance myself a bit in order to evaluate strategic moves, especially when it comes to my specialty of marketing and PR, I'll emerge far less emotionally exhausted. Also, watch for me on CNN or MSNBC or Comedy Central. Don't blink!
3. I'm going to wear my now-vintage Obama tank from '08 more often. I can't resist gold metallic, people. Gold metallic!
I swore in 2008 that a) if the Republicans won, I would move out of the country for a year, or b) no matter who won, I would be out of here for the 2012 election cycle. I was just too exhausted from the emotion, involvement, and constant news onslaught of '08.
But here we are, it's 2012, and I don't plan on leaving the country (disregard the fact that I am currently out of the country). So, in accordance with keep my sanity and yours as we enter Obama v Romney (prediction!), here are my three 2012 resolutions to you:
1. I'm going to stay more objective. Not because I am - barring any major revelations, I'm voting for Obama, let's just get that out of the way (more on why later). But rather than get emotional about it...
2. I'm going to go all pundit on your ass. Opinions backed up by sorta facts but mostly other opinions! But for serious, if I distance myself a bit in order to evaluate strategic moves, especially when it comes to my specialty of marketing and PR, I'll emerge far less emotionally exhausted. Also, watch for me on CNN or MSNBC or Comedy Central. Don't blink!
3. I'm going to wear my now-vintage Obama tank from '08 more often. I can't resist gold metallic, people. Gold metallic!
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